Usagi Tsukino. She's blond, and usually wears her hair like... [She gestures at her head with both of her hands, balling her hands into fists to imitate Usagi's hair dango, and then lowering them to imitate her pigtails.] This. Twin tails.
[Or, something like that.]
... Honestly, I totally didn't think to question it. But it must be because this is another world, right? The rules ought to be different.
Yeah, it did. She spent fifteen minutes trying to get eggshells out of the batter. [ as for the rest, she just shrugs. ] No, nothing here makes sense, so I probably don't know my stuff.
Oh. Poor Tsukino-san... I wonder if I should offer to lend her a hand the next time I catch her in the kitchen. [Or, in another one that doesn't reveal Lup as a tattler, anyway.] ... Well, if it makes you feel better, I believe we're all in the same boat. This place is really strange.
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Did you happen to see the note in the kitchen? Tsukino-san and I fell into the river last night, and we ran into some, ah... trouble.
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[ a beat. ] The note said mermaids, which is weird because they don't typically live in freshwater.
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[Or, something like that.]
... Honestly, I totally didn't think to question it. But it must be because this is another world, right? The rules ought to be different.
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[ she shrugs. ] I guess. You'd think some rules would be consistent, but what the fuck do I know.
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Closes it.
Opens it again.]
Something like that happened?
[USAGI????]
Sorry, I didn't mean to imply you didn't know your stuff.
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Yeah, it did. She spent fifteen minutes trying to get eggshells out of the batter. [ as for the rest, she just shrugs. ] No, nothing here makes sense, so I probably don't know my stuff.
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