catch-all: laine.

[siblingless]

a meme will go here one day...

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week zero, saturday.

[siblingless]

[Well. Whatever it is that Laine is doing in the kitchen, Yoshizawa will stop in the doorway once she notices him, squinting a bit... before she offers him a polite bow.]

Excuse me. I hope I'm not interrupting anything.

[Not that it will stop her from shuffling into the kitchen if she is, though, as long as the kitchen isn't on fire or something? Hello.]

[tensecondsahead]

[He is... eating an entire package of oreos while looking through the various drawers and cupboards for clues.]

I'm just looking around. [He's found nothing of obvious value, just a lot of things he's totally unfamiliar with.]

Do you know your way around a kitchen?

[siblingless]

[... Sir, that is incredibly unhealthy. She won't say anything, though, even if she's screaming on the inside as soon as she realizes what he's doing.]

Yes, if I do say so myself. [A pause, while she watches him go through the drawers and cupboards.] Why do you ask?

[tensecondsahead]

I really don't. [Or at least, this kind of kitchen.]

I thought I'd take a look around for anything suspicious, but I didn't find anything obviously out of place. Mind giving your expert opinion?

[siblingless]

Oh! I see. That's really forward thinking of you...

[She gives the kitchen a quick, cursory glance, before focusing back on him and nodding.]

I don't mind at all. Where shall we start?

[tensecondsahead]

[He eats another oreo, considering the room.]

It makes the most sense to start in a corner and work our way around, doesn't it.

[siblingless]

Then...

[She taps her cheek with one finger, and then points at a corner at random. The one closest to the (throws dart) walk-in freezer.]

How about that corner?

[tensecondsahead]

All right. [Actually, he's heading right over to that freezer. Let's check in there first.]

Do you like cooking?

[siblingless]

[Maybe one day someone will stuff a corpse in that freezer. But for now there is nothing there except for frozen goods. Probably? I don't trust the mods. Either way, she follows after him, peering inside curiously.]

Yes! Actually, I do most of the cooking at home.

[tensecondsahead]

[I mean I already had a character find a decapitated head in a freezer so what are the odds it's going to happen twice?]

What kind of food does your family like?

[siblingless]

[maybe the investigation will bless us in 6 minutes and there will be a head in the freezer. you never know.]

We're not really picky. But my coach would never let me hear the end of it if I didn't keep an eye on my nutrition, so low in carbs and high in fat is usually what we go with.

[tensecondsahead]

[cannot believe we found pikachu dead in the freezer]

That's a really clinical way of looking at things.

[siblingless]

I suppose. But it's necessary. My sister and I are both athletes, so our coach taught us to maintain a proper nutrition.

[Absolutely. In the freezer of Virid's heart...]

What about you? What do you usually eat?

[tensecondsahead]

[Oreos. He eats oreos.]

Too much junk food.

[siblingless]

[oh my god sir your HEALTH]

And you don't get sick...?

[tensecondsahead]

Not usually.

... I should probably eat less processed stuff. [This is a responsible adult.]

[siblingless]

[USUALLY? SIR. She's crying on the inside.]

... I could teach you some easy meals if time is the problem.

[tensecondsahead]

I've never actually cooked anything before, but I'd love to learn if you don't mind teaching a total beginner.

[siblingless]

[A shake of her head.]

I don't mind at all.

[tensecondsahead]

All right. After we check this place out to see if anything stands out, I'd love to get a cooking lesson!